When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.

If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

Our society will never go entirely paperless. There’s always the bathroom.

We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

A good girlfriend saves at-least 20 GB of space on your computers.

Why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?

Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size.

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

If I went binary, you would be the ‘1’ for me.

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

The more I C, the less I see.

My mom actually believes I’m dating a girl named Siri.

A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open.

User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.

I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user friendly.

My mom actually believes I’m dating a girl named Siri.

Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

The more I C, the less I see.p

I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.

Travel to life is like css to html.

I’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination & bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes u get on a pic.

Don’t try to typecast me. its not possible!!

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

11:10…”One More Minute!!!” Gets Distracted 11:12… SERIOUSLY!?

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

Those who can’t write programs, write help files.

Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, YouTube or Facebook.

If I went binary, you would be the ‘1’ for me.

The awkward moment when I’m just sitting here and reading those boring statuses.

Words begin with A,B,C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You & Me!

Dear websites asking for my age, I’m going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option ?

“You tweet a lot” … Bitch, it’s TWITTER.

I dropped my laptop off the boat. It’s a Dell, rolling in the deep.

If I went binary, you would be the ‘1’ for me.

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

The more I C, the less I see.

My mom actually believes I’m dating a girl named Siri.

The more I C, the less I see.

If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

Our society will never go entirely paperless. There’s always the bathroom.

We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

A good girlfriend saves at-least 20 GB of space on your computers.

Why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!

A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.